A. Malcolm Printer and Panty Dropper: 16 Times Jamie Slayed Us with his Sex Appeal

Episode 306, A. Malcolm, was the culmination of everything we’ve been waiting for since the end of season 2. And boy did James Fraser deliver on the sexy factor…I’m not sure how I actually survived to be able to write this post. 

^^same {actual footage of my feelings}
A full review of episode 306 is coming later in the week as soon as I start breathing normally again. 


1. Strutting through the street in his tricorn and giant blanket scarf looking Fly AF ***drops panties***


2. When he slipped on his sextacles **ahem** I mean Spectacles, for the first time. That is some fiiiiiiine print mmmhmmmm!


3. “I want…I would very much like to kiss you.”


“May I?” Followed by the most romantic kiss since the dawn of time…*** me (sobbing) & dying a slow and happy death as I furiously pop bon bons into my mouth***


4. “Come with me? If ye dinna think it immoral.” We’ll of COURSE we think it immoral! That’s why we’re coming!!


5. “Time doesna matter sassenach. You’re always beautiful to me.” ***slathers face cream on by the gallon***


6. “But I must know. Do you want me?” I call this Dark Jamie — the serious guy who is super mysterious and bound to serve ye well if ya know what I’m saying **wink wink** And HELL yes we want you! 


7. “Will ye come to bed with me then?” — and  the reveal of Jamie’s glorious body…and he looks exactly the way Diana Gabaldon describes him in the book…

“In fact, the sight of his naked body took my breath away. He was still tall, of course, and beautifully made, the long bones of his body sleek with muscle, elegant with strength. He glowed in the candlelight, as though the light came from within him.

He had changed, of course, but the change was subtle; as though he had been put into an oven and baked to a hard finish. He looked as though both muscle and skin had drawn in just a bit, grown closer to the bone, so he was more tightly knit…”

***fertitly rates boost 99.7% during this part***


8. Claire tells him not to be gentle and then he’s NOT. And then I died the most satisfying death I’ve ever died.


9. “Give me your mouth sassenach.” How are we even alive right now? 


9. “To touch you sassenach…I couldna look at you and keep my hands from you…” ***sings Can’t Keep My Hands To Myself***


10. ” It’s always been forever for me sassenach.”

***me crying…just a lot of crying***

11. Those buns though…holy hell what else is there to say…I can’t breathe…and now I’m dead officially…

12. That sexy side saddle…holy mother of biceps… ***panting heavily***


13. Creepy Husband staring at sleeping wife… “maybe I’m a ghost” (so are we because this episode killed us).


14. “I never loved anyone but you.” —oh god neither did we 😩


15. “Did you want to eat?” —yes he’d like an English breakfast….what I wouldn’t give…..***breathes last breath***
16. The way he says Jell-O…I never knew Jell-O could sound so sexy…***orders 10lbs of jello on amazon prime**


Whoa…I definitely needed a cold shower after that one. By a show of hands who thinks a baby boom will take place 9 months from now? 🙋🏼


What was the sexy moment that slayed you in episode 306?


Hope that was as enjoyable for you as it was for me!

Xo,

Lauren

3 thoughts on “A. Malcolm Printer and Panty Dropper: 16 Times Jamie Slayed Us with his Sex Appeal

  1. I love reading your posts….you nailed it (the exact disappointment I felt)……now I’m going to have to rewatch it…for the 5+ time. Thank you!🤗🤗🤗 Sherrie

    Sent from iPad

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  2. This was EXACTLY how I experienced episode 6 – I’ve been waiting 25 years to see this, and I could scarcely believe it was coming to life exactly the way I’d imagined it.

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